How to Clean Stuff .NET

The website that I would go to when I remember that I need to clean... Remind me again why it wasn't a bad idea to Google "how to iron a shirt"?

Hotels should have this...

If only just to spook guests out... I would have them in my home if not for that:

1. I hate cleaning
2. I hate fish
3. Bored goldfish + Electric Toothbrush probably do not = joy

My dream home will have one of these!!

Resisting temptation to have a "things I would buy if I had the spare cash lying around in wads frivolously" tumblr blog, my dream home must definitely have one of these unfortunately named Suck UK's slide displays...

http://www.popgadget.net/2008/10/suck_uks_slide.php

Oh, and I wouldn't mind the cat thrown in for free with the sofa too!